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Why Chrome Beta for Android is a fucking piece of crap

Yesterday, Google launched the Chrome Beta for Android. When I say ‘Android’, I only mean Ice Cream Sandwich devices, that too in a handful of regions. As usual all the fandroids creamed their panties because this was somehow a big deal.

After managing to scour the internet for the installation file I finally sat down to find out what all the fuss was about. The hype (and the initial reviews) suggested it was better than the stock Browser. I expected it to be on par. It turned out to be worse.

The following are the reasons why I think that Chrome Beta for Android is a fucking piece of crap.

  1. It automatically zooms in the text in an article to fit the display width by default. This behavior is similar to mobile Internet Explorer in Windows Phone and messes with the page layout, not to mention makes it look goofy. There is no way to disable this. The stock browser can fit text to display width too but it doesn’t increase the font size and more importantly, it is optional.

  2. Lots if blank spots on the page while scrolling. The stock browser almost always has the content ready and if it doesn’t it shows a blurred image of the page instead of blank space.

  3. The browser cannot keep the data for more than a couple of tabs in memory. If you switch tabs they reload every time. This happens on the Galaxy Nexus as well so its not because of the low RAM on my Nexus S.

  4. Swiping from the side switches between tabs. This also gets triggered when you are simply trying to scrolling horizontally through the page and your thumb was near the edge of the display. Again, no way to disable this “feature”.

I’m sure there would have been more annoyances had I used it further but I couldn’t stand it any longer so I uninstalled it. The browser has no advantage over the stock browser. People say it is faster but I didn’t note any difference. As for syncing bookmarks, the stock browser can do that as well.

I know the browser is still in beta and it could get better but I haven’t seen the future so I’m not going to talk about that. As it stands now, it sucks. Unfortunately, this shit is going to replace the stock browser. If it still sucks the day it does that then I’m going to dump Android. I take my mobile browsers seriously and one of the best things I like about Android is its browser. If Google is going to fuck that up then I ain’t sticking around.

(Wrote this post entirely on the Nexus S using the Tumblr app.)

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Android Video Player Comparison

One of the good things I like about Android phones is the choice of video players available on the Market. That, along with the fact that it’s extremely easy to transfer any video file on to the phone and that a lot of them have large screens make them especially good for video playback. 

But choice is a double-edged sword. Too much of it can be just as bad as no choice at all and that’s exactly what is happening with these video players: there are too many of them, with more coming out every few days. 

Screenshot by public demand (and by public I mean @preshit)

Personally, I have been using Dice Player on my Nexus S, a paid app, rare for Android Market and more so for video players, which are usually always free (and ad supported). I chose to pay for it because back then it offered the best in terms of video playback. It was the only player that not only supported a wide range of audio and video formats but also successfully played 720p videos on my phone. The Nexus S hardware is capable of encoding and decoding 720p videos but it needs a good software to enable it to do that. 

Now, with even more video players available than what they were six months ago, I decided to do another little comparison. Partly because everyone keeps asking me which one is the best and also because I’m getting tired of Dice Player. It still does a good job of playing videos but has become terribly buggy lately and although it is updated often it seems the developer isn’t particularly bright. 

So I downloaded a handful of players, which ranged from the old faithfuls like RockPlayer and MoboPlayer to MX Video Player, Mobo Video Player Pro (yes, there is another player named ‘Mobo’) and BSPlayer (it’s hard to expect much from it after reading the name). 

I lined up a bunch of 720p videos that included MKVs, MP4s, AVIs, MOVs, WMVs and even a Flash video. 

Before I started, I tried them all in Dice Player. It played almost all of them well except for the WMV and Flash video, which stuttered profusely. The WMV in question was a particularly high quality file that will make slower computers struggle and I wasn’t really expecting either of these players to play it on the Nexus S. The Flash video was a bit of a surprise because I’ve seen Dice Player play other Flash videos and it usually plays them well. 

Then I tried the other players one by one. For those who use these, I’m afraid to say they all suck, especially on less than stellar hardware like the Nexus S. Not only did they all have problems with the files that Dice Player didn’t work with, they also struggled with other files that played perfectly fine on DP. In some cases there was no audio whereas in others the video stuttered. 

I’m sure if you’re using a more powerful device like, say, the Galaxy S II, then all of these should work fine. Then again, that phone has a pretty capable player of its own so you shouldn’t need a third party alternative. You are likely to use these players on older phones or those with slower processors and that is where Dice Player shines. 

In the end I’m glad that I spent that money on Dice Player all that time ago. I hear it is not available for purchase any more on the Android Market for some reason (remember that comment about the developer not being bright?) In that case I guess you’d want to know the second best and that would be MoboPlayer, followed closely by MX Video Player in third place. Honestly though, you won’t be able to play half of the videos that you can on these that you can on Dice Player.